GOD has a since of humor, and I don’t find it funny.
So I am a big bad SOLOPHMORE, Greek for “wise fool”. I say to my self
“Bennett you got it made. First hot freshmen girl you see you take. Yeah that’s right I am going to be a big dog now!”
Why do things go so wrong? Why oh why? I start this year and classes are not so great but I will live. Now to fined that freshmen beauty. But before I can start my hunt all the freshmen some how know my name and there are like half a dozen freshmen girls all following me. I get stopped between classes to be in formed that
“Hey Julia really likes you”
Who the Hell is Julia? I get on the computer at night and I can’t talk to my friends because I am being bombarded by these silly girls asking me
“Do you like living in Centreville?”
“So I hear you like birds. Is that true?”
“Did Shelly talk to you today?”
“Can I wear your hat?”
“Do you um… like me?”
I DON”T KNOW YOU! HOW SHOULD I KNOW IF I LIKE YOU?
So I blame GOD. Yes I was a pig but really GOD. This is a bit extreme. Don’t you think?
How Ironic that I now find myself hiding from freshmen girls. I do not understand it. I guess they all get together before school started and agreed that the first goofy sophomore with braces, running around banging coconut halves together with his friends pretending to ride horses, and resoling with the dog they wanted to date.
Dear Lord I am scared. How am I supposed to get a chance to talk to the girl I am interested in with these entire pest on my tail all day?
I hope someone finds this VERY funny because I am not amused at the moment but I am sure I will laugh soon.
Bennett
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